sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

(via stupidape)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

One of my favourite shows:

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One of my least favourite shows:

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Do you see my problem

(via three-cake-sandwich)

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via africandad)

fuckyeahlesbianism:

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

no, this is patrick

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

(via africandad)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(via departured)